What This Blog Is Not

Welcome all wondering souls!  This is my blog contained with all the things a normal person would talk about with their friends and colleagues.  I am disabled in acquiring multiple intelligent, vibrant, and amuzing acquaintances.  I work with  two other souls, one being a dog.  That leaves the entire web searches, blog readers to be my audience.  I hope in turn, you’ll comment back leaving me a peice of your mind.

Before you all dive in, you need to understand what this blog is not.  

This blog is not a “Mommy Blog”.  Yes I have an offspring, but I will never share it’s life with you.

This is not a “Make cheap money” blog.  Want to advertise?  Great.  Contact me, we’ll talk.  I did not design this blog to make monetary gains.  Yet of course, if in some obscene way I get a little pocket change, rock on!

This is not a “Generation Know-it All” blog.  I do not claim to hold nor maintain any significant characteristics of a generation.  In fact, I loathe Gen Y’s.  Why?  Read my post.

This is not a “Spill My Guts” blog.  Yup, got a relationship category.  But I am not spilling my guts out there for everyone to analyze my problems.  Hard core reality is what it is about.  With a little nooky mixed in.

This is not a “Writer’s” blog.  As my boss reminds me everyday, I am not a writer.   I don’t claim to be nor seek to be.  I have a business degree, not English.  On that note, I will not pretend to be a photographer, dancer, monkey, or fall into any other “professional” category I have not been given by another. 

Finally, this is not a “Woman’s Professional” blog.  I don’t want to regurgitate the already overkilled subject of the “B” word, how woman differ than men in the workplace, or cry about a self-imposed glass cieling.  I have tits, an ass, and I keep in shape.  I am damn proud of them.  On the other spectrum, I don’t favor other woman at all.  This blog has minimal estrogen requirements.

Hopefully I have covered all the general ultra-annoying blog types out there.  The only purpose of this blog is to stir up some conversation.  If you don’t like the bluntness or ill-written English, then don’t read it!  If you read something you like, shout back!