Apple’s iPhone is Like..Marriage.

It’s pure lust at first site. The Apple iPhone 3G.

It sits high on a white pedestal, thousands of people desiring to touch it’s sleek body, all wanting to claim one for their own. They wait patiently for it’s evolution to full maturity released like a debunte’ arriving to take it’s place next to ….you.

You are the proud owner of an iPhone 3G. It’s a perfect fit. Nice smooth, round body slides perfectly into your palm. It’s face is clear of imperfections as you stare into it’s bright glow. Your tongue gravitates towards it, and finally lick it. The taste lingers in your mouth, and you go back for more. Pressing it’s buttons, adding applications, and taking pictures of the greatest moments together. With your iPhone, your social network expands. Your Tweets are limitless, Facebook poking on the go, and dancing together with Bob Dylan from iTunes. It’s the perfect marriage.

Wait. Marriage also comes with commitment, and this one is 2yrs. The honeymoon phase slowly dies down. The iPhone’s battery performance now denies you, only when you desire it the most. It’s sleek design is now smothered with finger prints and residue you can’t explain. You question where has my iPhone been?!!

Finally the day comes, you receive the first AT&T bill.

“Holy Fuck! WHY IS THIS COSTING ME SO MUCH $$$$$$?!!”

Congratulations on your new iPhone…it’s hot and sexy but also comes with a lifetime commitment that will run you dry!