Porn Star Palin

Mass media via the Internet announced that Gov Palin was offered $2million to be in a porn video!  I got to say WTF?   It’s not like she’s a virgin.  

Just FYI…I blog in my stiletto heals not my pajamas!

Powerful Words

Found this poster while jamming to Shinedown

 

Original created at Pitzer College in Claremont, California 9/07, shared on Flickr

News-Worthy Anchor

I grew up in a home where the nightly news would hush the house. I have to thank NBC for putting Brian Williams as the anchor. He has for years been the dreamiest man of life..
Smart, politically savvy, dark brown hair, crooked smile (oh god!), well spoken, and wears a suit and tie!
Thanks to iTunes, I can get my fill of Brian Williams with my morning cup of joe. This morning, it was priceless hearing Brian say “And what do we know about this plumber named Joe” with a straight face..

Palin’s Qualified & I’m a Superhero

It is a trend these days to portray yourself in only favorable and obviously false means.  

Whether it’s Palin pretending to be qualified for VP, or arguing voting in another Republican President is “change”, you cannot hide the truth.

Frankly, I am tired of listening to people who try to make themselves into something they are not.  Bloggers who claim they are writers, twenty-somethings who claim Independence but still rely on mom & pop, homebuyers who finance more then they can bite off, and people who don’t really give a shit but want to be portrayed as insightful.  Actions speak louder than words, my friends.  

So if Palin is qualified, then I am a Superhero fish with laser deflecting eyes who flies into outerspace to save the endangered polar bears.

Sorry Sarah, this is one gal who isn’t convinced just by words….better luck with the next broad.

Whose A Noodle?

Noodles are fascinating. (really, I’ve only had one beer) When you get them out of the package, they are stiff and rigid. Noodles come in different sizes and colors, from organic, spaghetti, rigatoni, and thick manicotti noodles, one can find a noodle for just about every recipe.

Personally, I enjoy the thick manicotti noodles about to explode with mouth watering ricotta and olives. Hmmm.. Either way, most of us can find a preferred noodle.

Noodles start out stiff and rigid. Hard to the point if even light pressure is applied, they snap. Take a moment to soak the noodles in water, and you end up with a very different ingredient. Noodles transform themselves into soft, mailable, and loose entities. Instead of a continuous chew of a hard noodle, cooked noodles are slurped in the most unprofessional manner. The best slurps are ones with sauce and cheese flung everywhere.

I, like most people, are a noodle. Sometimes I am stiff and rigid, very uncooked. Usually this is found in the professional setting, when there isn’t much wiggle room – or sauce flinging. At times, I like be soaked in the world around me and become flexible. Fully cooked, I am mailable and squishy. I like to make funny shapes and silly noises when slurped. I am most entertaining when other’s slurp my cooked noodle side in odd ways and fling sauce all over.

People are like noodles. We have multiple “sides” of us. When focused and task oriented I am inflexible. I need to be treated with direct, respectful associations. At the same time, people like to relax and feel comfortable to let their soft personable side out.

I have found that most people either know you as an uncooked or cooked noodle. Rarely ever both. Often it is jarring to witness our friends or lovers as a cooked noodle. We know the soft, slurpy side. Likewise, how many times have you ran into a coworker outside of work, and been taken back by their cooked noodle side.

It amazes me with great envy when I see “power” couples who have been able to love and work with their partner no matter what noodle they are. What an amazing feeling it must be to feel the utmost respect from someone when the job needs to be done, but at the same time still be able to throw a jelly bean at their head without repercussions.

Watching the VP Debate last night, I wondered if Palin’s family saw both noodle sides. Is she a cold, departed mother and spouse who is overcooked all the time? Does she ever wiggle in the office with her staff, or at home with her children? What does her husband accept her as, cooked or uncooked? Maybe a bit of both.

American’s Are You Watching?

American public is really starting to scare me. MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, and our local channels are once again an endless stream of the same news. The Bail Out.

As Americans we have become so conditioned to think the “me” factor or the “us” factor as a country. We wrap ourselves tightly in the news and information that only directly relates to the US right now. If a headline doesn’t include the “US” in it, we simply scan over it…News anchors briefly touch on it. Why? News shows are aware that Americans only care about what is affecting them in the next 60 min. Forget long-term global thinking. We have instilled a sense of new wave, personal isolationism of world affairs.

Scary. Very Scary. For what most Americans pass off as “Oh, but that doesn’t affect us, it’s not on our soil” is vitally important to long-term economic, international, and military policy making. This may result from our education system focusing on the puritans versus history after 1970.

Hollywood Done’s This One Right

Here’s several good military movies I think every civilian should see before voting Nov. 4th.

Civilians won’t ever “really” understand, but at least it’s a view in.

“Bridge Over River Kwai”

“Black Hawk Down”

“Stop Loss”

“We Were Solider” *Incredible book, if you read

“Jarhead”

*Note: Fuck Top Gun unless you want to live in a fairy tail world!

Most Deserving Speaks Out

Federal JobBank

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Requirement: Gotta own a real vagina.

Palin Loves Her Pork!

In doing some research on Palin for one of the websites I collaborate on, I found out that Alaska has the most pork per capita than any other state. 

“ Alaska asked this year for earmarks totaling $198 million, about $295 for every Alaska citizen. Palin has cut back on pork requests, but under her administration, Alaska is still and by far the largest per-capita consumer..” reported by Sara Kugler, AP

So I wonder if the lipstick wearing pittbull will stop hording the pork if elected to reign over an entire nation.  Or will the other white meat be mega-trucked into her home state via an enormous dirt “road to nowhere“